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What are we going to call this baby?

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Gillian had an abortion
when she was 15.

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I want to be somebody's mum.

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I just never knew I'd been a dad.

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You weren't. I'm not being funny but
I'm off home.

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It's poisonous.
Saying something like that.

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Don't you dare say
anything about Celia to me!

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They're going off on a mucky
weekend.

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I'm taking Kate to a nice little
hotel for the weekend.

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We're baby-sitting the boys.

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Have you seen Ellie?

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She's not upstairs. She's not
downstairs. Her stuff's gone.

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Thanks for coming.
No problem.

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I want to tell you something.

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He'd smashed his head open.
With the log splitter.

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Down in t'barn.
He'd done it on purpose.

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She'd finished him off.

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With a block of wood.
She killed him.

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I'm going to look after the baby
while you do your shift

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at Greenhough's.
You sure?

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I am...very fond of you.

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Have I said too much?

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No. No.

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Have I upset you?

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Well, it's a shock. I suppose.

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You won't tell anyone?
Not even Caroline.

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I don't tell her everything.

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Are you all right?

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Well...

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I know what it can feel like
to feel trapped,

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with the wrong person.

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Yeah. Well, she were.

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What could you have done,

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if it'd all happened by the time
you got there?

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It's like I said before -
when I gave you the edited version -

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there were no way
I were shopping her to t'police.

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And it weren't just her!
There were t'lad.

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He were only seven.

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What good could
she have done him in prison?

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You probably did the right thing.
You probably did the only thing.

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I'd've had to live with it either
way, as what I'd done.

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And Robbie suspected?

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Yeah.

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He looked into it. They'd have
looked into it anyway,

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and they did ask questions.

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Lots of questions.

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They had me in twice.

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Who rang the police?

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She did.

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I told her it'd look odd
if I'd got there

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and then I'd been one to ring.

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You kept your nerve.

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I had to for her sake.

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And I had to hope to God
she'd keep hers.

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Because if she hadn't, I'd have been
an accessory after the fact.

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I was an accessory after the fact.

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I am an accessory after the fact.

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Anyway, look.

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That is why she ought to be
a bit more grateful,

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a bit more courteous,
and why, ten years on,

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it's no hardship to me
to put a little distance between me

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and her, and if I never have reason
to set foot in that barn again...

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I'd be a very happy man.

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I am a very happy man.

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Like I never imagined that
I could be, ever again.

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It's ten past three. Aren't we meant
to be looking after Lawrence?

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DOOR OPENS

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Hello?

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Hello!

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Hello.

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Hi. How're you? How's things?

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Pretty weird.

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Course.

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Where's me mum?

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Work. I offered to look after...

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Right.

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She rang.
And she sounded pretty low,

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so I offered to pop over
and help out.

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Why did she ask you?

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Oh. Well. Just... I dunno.

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So, you've driven 60 miles
over from Harrogate to baby-sit?

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Well not just... As I say,
she sounded rather low, so...

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Right. Do you want some tea?

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Got some. Thanks.

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OK. Well I'm here now anyway,
so...

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if you wanted to miss rush hour.
M62 gets well jammed.

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Especially on a Friday.
Oh. No. The thing is,

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she invited me to stay for supper.

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Oh. OK.

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Are you all right with her, then?
If I play on the Xbox?

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Sure! Or she can come and sit
and watch me.

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How are things? With...
is it Ellie?

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She's cleared off.

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Oh, she's at her mother's.
Gillian said.

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She had a phone call from someone.
Harry?

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Right. I don't know then.
How things are. Legally.

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I don't know if that means she's
left her with me and that's it,

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or if it means she can just come
back any time she likes

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and just take her.

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No. No. You have rights too.

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You're on the birth certificate as
the father.

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Not yet, we've not... Oh, well.
You'll want to sort that out.

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I would, straightaway, right now.

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You've got to
protect your interests.

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The law is weighted massively,

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ridiculously on the side
of the mother.

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If you're not even on the birth
certificate, legally you're...

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stuffed.

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Listen, I'm talking as someone whose
relationship with his children

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has been really compromised by
being married

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to a mad manipulative lesbian.

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I thought it was cos you had
a fling wi' that, um....

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Judith?

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Why don't I drive you into Halifax?
Get it done.

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Now?
You need to phone her. Ellie.

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Tell her we'll pick her up.
You both need to be there.

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Ten o'clock, no later than.

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Don't let him
persuade you that it's the weekend

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and he can stay up
till any time he likes.

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Keep an eye on how much snackage
he gets through otherwise

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he won't eat any of the meals you go
to the trouble of preparing for him.

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9:30 in the morning he needs
to be at rugby. He knows that,

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but if you can be on top
of it as well. What else?

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I've invited Angus
round for a sleep-over.

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Can you handle that?

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Is he Scottish?

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No.

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I imagine we'll muddle through.

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Right. I'm going to get changed.

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Me and Kate can give you a lift
to work, Will, if you like.

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It's on our way.
Yeah. Whatever.

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Sorry, was that, "Thanks, Mum,
thanks for offering me a lift

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"to work so I don't have to catch
a bus"?

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Bloody hate that job.

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You know he hates that job.

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Yes, well, when he's been to
university he'll be able to get

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a properly-paid job that doesn't
bore him rigid, won't he?

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And he'll appreciate it more.
How's Alan?

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He's fine, he's watching Countdown.

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I rang Gillian.

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I thought I told you not to.

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I think she knows she overreacted.

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I said don't ring her!

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I told her you were upset and sorry,

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and she says she thinks she's
probably a bit hormonal.

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I asked you not to interfere.

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I was worried about her.

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You were worried about her?

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Both of you.
I was worried about both of you.

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I'm going to get changed.

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Yeah, go on. Slink off.

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What about something literary?

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Oh, yes.

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Like...?

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Like Vita. Or Virginia.

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Or...Aphra...

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Who?
Behn.

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Isn't that a boy's name?

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I want to call her Elsie,
after my grandad's mother.

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Elsie.

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That is so old. So?

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She were a character
were Alan's mother.

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By God, she was.

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Do you remember that time she hit
you over t'head with a frying pan?

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I've still got a mark to prove it.

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Six-year-old.
I were seeing stars for a fortnight.

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You shouldn't have said that about
her big knickers on t'washing line.

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It were only an observation,
it wasn't a criticism.

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Right, Elsie then.

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No, not Elsie.
And can you keep right out of it?

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You don't even have an opinion.
You left her.

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I didn't leave her.

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I just needed a break.

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We're not calling her Elsie.

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My mother were called Myra.

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That's one you don't hear
so much any more.

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Surprise, surprise.

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You're not helping, Grandad!

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PHONE RINGS

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Excuse me. Hello?

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Hey, Popsicle. 'Tis I.

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Your favourite son.

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Lawrence!
Where's the DVD of Reservoir Dogs?

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And don't you go around telling
people I left her.

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Angus is coming round and Mum said
we could watch it,

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and I can't find it.
Are you sure Caroline said...?

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Yeah, do you want to talk to her?
No. No, no. It's...

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And you do not tell me
I don't have an opinion!

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Oh, I've got it! Got it, thanks.

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No problem.
Where are you?

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I'm... I'm... I'm in Halifax.

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Cool. Bye!

193
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Oh, have we agreed on something?

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Emily Jane.

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It's what me grandad calls her.

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Oh, that's good! That works.
Emily Bronte. Emily Jane Bronte.

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"I'll walk where my own
nature would be leading."

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Who are you again?

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"It vexes me to choose
another guide."

200
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He's... I'm... I'm...

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I'm Celia's son-in-law.

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Oh, aye.

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So, why did she ring you
to come and baby-sit again?

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I'm writing a novel.
It's set on a farm, partly, here,

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in West Yorkshire. I thought
it would help if I could...

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immerse myself. In things.

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A bit.

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So I thought I'd cook for everyone.

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If that's...?

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Cool.

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Do you want to see it?

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Course I want to see it!

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Here.

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And we couldn't decide whose
surname to use, so we put both.

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Only we put ours first,
cos it's alphabetical.

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So what was Harry
and Maurice doing there?

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They were round at their house
when we called.

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Emily Jane Greenwood-Wallace.

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Well that's...a gobful.

220
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For somebody who only weighs
six pounds, three ounces.

221
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I'm going to ring grandad
and tell him.

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He'll be pleased,
that was his name for her.

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Right, well, if you do, say hello
to him...from me.

224
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And, me and Ellie's
seeing each other down Ripponden.

225
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Tonight, for a drink.
Is that right?

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We've decided we ought to take
things steady for a bit

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and see what happens.

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Take things steady.

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Yeah.

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OK, and who's looking after
Her Ladyship? Grandma Buggins?

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Well, I said I would.

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Yeah, so...

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Oh, text from Greg.

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He says he's running on time

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and he's looking forward to
meeting us in the bar at 6.30.

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When we were leaving,
just before, my mum said this thing.

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She said, "We've discussed it
and Alan doesn't mind

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"if you want to call him dad
now we're married."

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Is that not...? That's nice.

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Isn't it?
I don't know. I like Alan.

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I like him a lot
but he's not my dad. My dad's dead.

242
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But he's still me dad. He'll always
be me dad for all his faults.

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Did you say that?

244
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No. She wouldn't want to hear it.

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00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:03,210
Hello, ladies.
Hello.

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I've... We've got
a reservation.

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OK, name?

248
00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:14,210
What you thinking?

249
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I thought you'd had such a calm,
uncomplicated life compared to me

250
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with Kenneth. I'm sorry you haven't.

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And I've embroiled you in it now.
Is that what you're thinking?

252
00:13:26,580 --> 00:13:30,980
No. No.
I'm glad you can tell me things.

253
00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:34,450
Somebody with a good heart
like you

254
00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:37,490
shouldn't have skeletons
in their cupboard.

255
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:38,930
It does still bother me.

256
00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:43,010
Aye, he were an alcoholic more or
less, he were handy with his fists,

257
00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:46,170
but he'd grown up in care.

258
00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:48,850
So I imagine it weren't
entirely his fault

259
00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:50,890
that he turned out like he did.

260
00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:52,890
Happen he'd have died anyway.

261
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,450
Happen.

262
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,660
Or had brain damage.

263
00:13:57,860 --> 00:13:59,730
Happen she did him a favour.

264
00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:01,420
If it was suicide.

265
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,170
Is there still more to it
than you've said?

266
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:09,060
No. No. Only that.

267
00:14:11,380 --> 00:14:13,210
Right, well.

268
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,770
If that's what the Coroner said.

269
00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:16,090
DOORBELL RINGS

270
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:18,090
Oh, that'll be Angus.

271
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,530
Angus is here!

272
00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:22,700
Let's live with what's on the table.

273
00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:27,050
Wassu...?!

274
00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:28,850
Which one are you again?

275
00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:30,690
Lawrence.
Who is it?

276
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:33,330
OK, Lawrence. Where's Daddy?

277
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,410
Can I help you?

278
00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:36,850
Yes. I'm looking for John.

279
00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:38,130
He's not here.

280
00:14:38,140 --> 00:14:39,730
Well, where is he then?

281
00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:41,090
Who wants to know?

282
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:43,930
I do.
That's Judith.

283
00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:45,690
Is it.

284
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,890
And you are...?
I'm Caroline's mother.

285
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,650
Ah...

286
00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,610
So you're her, are you?
You're the whore.

287
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:54,850
Whoa...Granny. Angus!

288
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:59,690
OK, look.
I need to know where John is.

289
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,770
Well, bad luck.

290
00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:03,330
I don't want a fight.

291
00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:06,450
Well, you've probably
come to the wrong place then.

292
00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:11,010
I just want to know... You've got
some bare-face cheek, coming here!

293
00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:12,810
PHONE RINGS
Ooh, is that me?

294
00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:15,770
That's you. Have you any idea
where he's likely to be?

295
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,290
Not the slightest.

296
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:20,010
Let's face it, you're more
likely to know than any of us.

297
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,730
It's Raff. All right, can I speak
to Caroline then?

298
00:15:22,740 --> 00:15:24,410
No. You can't.
Hello?

299
00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:27,250
It's me, Grandad! We've been up to
t'registry office in Halifax!

300
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,290
Is Caroline in?
No.

301
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:30,090
Been where?
Do you know where John is?

302
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,330
We've registered the baby.

303
00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:33,340
Oh, aye? Sorry?

304
00:15:34,940 --> 00:15:37,010
Oh, my God.
What?

305
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,890
Wow.
What?

306
00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:41,050
And guess what we've called her?
What?

307
00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:43,170
You're Celia. He's Alan.
And?

308
00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:45,450
You're the couple that fell in love
and got married.

309
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:47,250
So?
No, it's just...

310
00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:49,490
You can't call a baby that.

311
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,810
I think that's really, really,
really amazing.

312
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:54,090
Do we look like we give
a stuff about what you think?

313
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,250
You are joking?

314
00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:56,370
What've they called it?

315
00:15:56,380 --> 00:15:57,850
Yeah, no, I get that, but...

316
00:15:57,860 --> 00:15:59,450
Calamity Jane.

317
00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:00,890
No, Grandad. Not...

318
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:02,450
They've never.

319
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:03,770
He's in Halifax.

320
00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:06,210
Sorry?
He rang. Earlier. My dad.

321
00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:08,330
Said he's in Halifax.
Oh, Emily Jane!

322
00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:10,130
What's he doing in Halifax?

323
00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:12,690
Dunno. This way. That's Granny.

324
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,050
Hi, Granny.
That's Alan.

325
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,450
He's gone to see her.

326
00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:16,730
Who?

327
00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:18,770
Gillian. That's your daughter.

328
00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:20,810
Has he?
Have you got an address?

329
00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:24,090
I think I need my ears syringed!
You what?

330
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,690
What's Gillian's address?

331
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,170
What's he gone there for?

332
00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:28,930
He's obsessed with her.

333
00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:31,890
Oh, and me mum says to say "hello,"
Grandad.

334
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:34,730
I think she's sorry.

335
00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:36,020
Grandad?

336
00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:43,570
Hello.

337
00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:44,970
Shall I sit here?

338
00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:46,940
If you like.

339
00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:55,490
Do you want a drink?

340
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:58,540
We've got ten minutes.

341
00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:03,900
So...

342
00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:09,610
Tell me some more about him.

343
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:12,130
I've told you
everything there is to say.

344
00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:14,210
Anyway, I thought
you weren't that interested.

345
00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:16,220
Can I have a gin and tonic?
Thank you.

346
00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:19,330
I am. I am interested.

347
00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:21,530
You said you didn't need to
get to know him.

348
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,100
No. But we're here now,
so...

349
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:29,700
You look beautiful.

350
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:33,770
You are unfff...believable.
You know that, don't you?

351
00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:35,730
Kate. What you have to remember
is that...

352
00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:38,250
I was so thrilled,
I was so delighted when you told me

353
00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:40,090
you'd booked this place.
OK, but...

354
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:43,090
I was so flattered because it
was like for the first time,

355
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:45,970
you were happy to acknowledge
outside the house

356
00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:47,450
that I was your partner.

357
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:51,610
And then you go and book two
separate rooms!

358
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:53,410
Mentally, I've left.

359
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:54,610
Mentally, I'm not even here.

360
00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:57,530
Physically, I'm here because Greg's
coming, and I'd like to see him.

361
00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:58,890
Beyond that...
Oh, look. OK...

362
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:01,010
I put up with it at work
arriving in separate cars,

363
00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:03,730
because I understand...
That's just a practical arrangement.

364
00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:06,410
You're the boss, you're high
profile, you need to be discreet.

365
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:09,050
But this! And you know what,
Caroline,

366
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:11,810
they all know. You've not fooled
anyone, they all know.

367
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:14,300
And it just makes us look sad,
actually.

368
00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:23,210
I'm not trying to fool anyone.

369
00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:26,810
It makes us look embarrassed
and old-fashioned and ridiculous.

370
00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:30,290
You should've said something when
we checked in if you weren't happy.

371
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:32,650
I was too stunned, I was too,
"Did I just hear that?"

372
00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:36,530
Look. All right.
This isn't easy for me.

373
00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:40,090
I was going to book a double room
when I rang up, and then...

374
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:41,180
What?

375
00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:44,850
I couldn't.

376
00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:47,970
Why not? Why not?

377
00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:51,010
Do you think we're the first gay
couple who've ever stayed here?

378
00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:52,370
Sh.

379
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:54,570
Anyway, I popped in at reception
earlier and I said,

380
00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:57,210
"Actually me and my girlfriend,
the woman I sleep with,

381
00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:00,330
"the woman I have sex with,
would like a double room, please,

382
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,050
"instead of these two singles."

383
00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:04,290
Did you?
No. I was tempted,

384
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:05,490
but then I thought sod it.

385
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,970
You see, for me,
if I'd been booking this,

386
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,490
the whole point would've been that
I got to spend

387
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,570
two whole days and nights
in the same room as you.

388
00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:15,090
That would've been the single
biggest thing that made me

389
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,690
want to book it in the first place.

390
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,930
But obviously for you
that wasn't a thing, so...

391
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:21,330
We can still sleep together.

392
00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:23,690
Sneaking around like a couple
of sad idiots

393
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,930
in a bedroom farce
from the 1970s?

394
00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:27,410
No, thanks.

395
00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:29,570
Look.
I'm still getting used to this.

396
00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:32,890
To what? Caroline.
It's 2013. You're 46.

397
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:35,370
You know in Iran they still stone
women to death for having

398
00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:39,690
any sort of...genital...

399
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,730
sexual contact.

400
00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:43,290
This is Yorkshire.

401
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:44,810
You take my point.
Not really.

402
00:19:44,820 --> 00:19:47,330
Sometimes I still feel a bit
weird about it, that's all.

403
00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:50,290
It's not personal, it's not about
you, it's about me. And suddenly,

404
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,370
on the phone when I was booking,
I panicked.

405
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:55,290
And I knew you'd be cross, but
I didn't know what to do about it.

406
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:58,210
Caroline, you're a doctor of
philosophy. You run a huge school.

407
00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:01,250
You have the welfare of 857 children
in your hands on a daily basis.

408
00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:02,450
You don't panic!

409
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:04,450
I panicked!

410
00:20:04,460 --> 00:20:06,330
I panicked.

411
00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:09,340
I was talking to a testosterone
stacked 18-year-old...

412
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:13,010
..jock who couldn't spell "Elliot!"

413
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:15,090
Well, the L's
and the T's aren't always obvious.

414
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:16,330
And I lost my bottle!

415
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,570
Why?

416
00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:19,980
Cos, because...

417
00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:30,180
Because I'm me.

418
00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:36,770
I'm not falling for that, Caroline.
Not any more.

419
00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:39,050
You've blown it.

420
00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:41,980
Don't say that, please.
Don't say that!

421
00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:46,410
Greg!
Kate! How are you?

422
00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:49,410
I'm good, I'm great,
I'm really well. Look at you!

423
00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:50,450
You look fantastic.

424
00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:54,130
Yeah, I feel fantastic!
And the good news is... Hi.

425
00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:55,890
..is I've checked in,
I've booked a room,

426
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:58,690
so I can join you for dinner,
if that's...?

427
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:01,210
Yeah! Wow. That's great!
What're you drinking?

428
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:03,410
Are you drinking?

429
00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:05,330
I am drinking!

430
00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:06,380
Cos you stopped!

431
00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:09,650
So tell us about this novel, then.

432
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:12,050
Oh, the novel.
Well, it's barely started.

433
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:14,860
It's at a very preliminary stage.

434
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,290
What's the plot?

435
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:19,250
Well, essentially,

436
00:21:19,260 --> 00:21:23,010
it's a sort of...
Well, it's a family saga.

437
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:25,250
I suppose, potentially.

438
00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:27,450
OK, and what happens?

439
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,850
Well...
Who's in it besides me?

440
00:21:29,860 --> 00:21:32,530
Well, when I said it was you...
Are you in it?

441
00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:34,450
I didn't mean literally you,
I meant more...

442
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:37,010
Am I in it?
..more sort of you were

443
00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:39,610
a sort of inspiration, as it were.

444
00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:42,170
If that doesn't sound too...

445
00:21:42,180 --> 00:21:43,450
Wanky.
Yeah.

446
00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:44,970
Does a bit.
Good word.

447
00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:46,660
Am I your muse?

448
00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:51,450
Well, at the risk of sounding
wanky again...

449
00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:56,450
Wow. I've never been anybody's
muse before. Not that I'm aware of.

450
00:21:56,460 --> 00:21:57,930
There's a surprise.

451
00:21:57,940 --> 00:22:01,730
Sod off! Oops!
Sorry, Calamity.

452
00:22:01,740 --> 00:22:04,850
That's going to stick now
thanks to deaf Grandad.

453
00:22:04,860 --> 00:22:07,130
I like it.
I wish they'd called me that.

454
00:22:07,140 --> 00:22:09,690
It sounds like someone who can
kick ass.

455
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:10,890
KNOCKING ON DOOR

456
00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:12,490
"Whah, Calam!

457
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,940
"That sounds like the door."

458
00:22:28,060 --> 00:22:29,090
Sorry.

459
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:30,540
Oh, hello.

460
00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:32,820
I overreacted.

461
00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:38,330
Calamity Jane.
They've been to the Registry Office.

462
00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:40,010
You are kidding.

463
00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:42,900
Half kidding. Emily Jane.

464
00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:47,820
I am sorry.

465
00:22:49,220 --> 00:22:54,570
But I'm sticking with Calamity.
Because..it's got a certain...

466
00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:56,180
je ne sais quoi.

467
00:22:57,860 --> 00:23:01,530
It was a long time ago,
and it must've been horrible,

468
00:23:01,540 --> 00:23:04,020
and you had it to deal with,
and I'm sorry.

469
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:07,740
Has Uncle Robbie had his tea?

470
00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:16,140
Robbie's here.

471
00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:20,290
Hello.
Hello.

472
00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:23,010
Sit down. I'll get you a plate.

473
00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:24,060
Right, I'm off.

474
00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:33,010
John's here. He's staying over.

475
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:36,450
He's doing some research.

476
00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:38,970
He's writing a novel.

477
00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:40,130
Right.

478
00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:43,730
I've had another bust-up wi' me
dad cos o' yesterday.

479
00:23:43,740 --> 00:23:45,170
How?

480
00:23:45,180 --> 00:23:47,770
Because I had a go at Celia,
didn't I?

481
00:23:47,780 --> 00:23:49,370
For opening her trap to you.

482
00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:50,700
Sorry.

483
00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:58,530
How's Caroline?

484
00:23:58,540 --> 00:24:01,380
She's... She's... I don't know.

485
00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:04,530
She still...?

486
00:24:04,540 --> 00:24:07,420
I don't have a huge amount
to do with her.

487
00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:15,780
So what's it about then, this novel?

488
00:24:18,620 --> 00:24:24,490
Josh Hepworth. Do you remember him?
You do. He fancied you. Brown hair.

489
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:29,570
Five foot ten. Scarf, acne.
Brogues, he always wore brogues.

490
00:24:29,580 --> 00:24:32,890
He lived in the same house
as PJ in second year.

491
00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:35,530
We went to a party there once.
Fancy dress.

492
00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:37,050
Who did we go as?

493
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:40,570
Shit, I don't remember.
Lizzie drank too much.

494
00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:41,610
Surely not.

495
00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:44,650
And she puked this spectacular tidal
wave of multicoloured vomit

496
00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:46,930
into a doorway at Woolworths!
This is ringing a bell.

497
00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:50,970
Anyway, I'm in Oslo
and I bump into Josh Hepworth!

498
00:24:50,980 --> 00:24:54,690
How mad is that? Yeah,
he works there. In Oslo!

499
00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:57,580
He's working for Ericsson.
I was just on holiday...

500
00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:15,570
Let it go.

501
00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:17,890
I would, only it sickens me.

502
00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:19,450
Don't let it.

503
00:25:19,460 --> 00:25:22,100
Maybe Judith wasn't the first.

504
00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:27,330
If he can insinuate himself
so readily into women's beds,

505
00:25:27,340 --> 00:25:29,810
what does that mean?

506
00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:33,260
Has he been mucking about behind
Caroline's back for years?

507
00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:36,170
I know she's wondered.

508
00:25:36,180 --> 00:25:39,370
Aye, well, she's shot of him now,
isn't she?

509
00:25:39,380 --> 00:25:41,610
Anyway, look on the bright side.

510
00:25:41,620 --> 00:25:46,500
He'll have met his match with
our Gillian. One way or another.

511
00:25:50,180 --> 00:25:53,850
Utter, utter rubbish.
I can't watch television.

512
00:25:53,860 --> 00:25:56,490
Not with anything police-related.

513
00:25:56,500 --> 00:26:00,690
I'm just chucking a beer can at
t'telly. I'm going, "What trash!"

514
00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:03,170
"Do your research,
would it kill you?"

515
00:26:03,180 --> 00:26:05,210
I'm going, "Come and talk to me!

516
00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:07,130
"I'll tell you how we
investigate a murder."

517
00:26:07,140 --> 00:26:12,370
Not Inspector Doo-dah in his wacky
car with Sergeant Pillock side-kick.

518
00:26:12,380 --> 00:26:17,490
There's a team, a whole
team of dedicated, professional,

519
00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:19,410
highly-trained officers.

520
00:26:19,420 --> 00:26:23,090
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

521
00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:25,490
I could tell you some stories.

522
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,970
I could tell you what
to put in your book.

523
00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:29,130
What's it about again?

524
00:26:29,140 --> 00:26:30,450
KNOCKING ON DOOR

525
00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:31,820
Who the 'ell's that?

526
00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:39,290
Where's the fire?
Sorry?

527
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:41,810
Is someone's arse on fire?
Banging like that.

528
00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:45,170
Do you need a bucket o' water?
Eh? A bucket o' sand?

529
00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:46,530
Are you Gillian?

530
00:26:46,540 --> 00:26:49,130
I might be.
I'm looking for John. Is he here?

531
00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:50,970
And you are?
Judith.

532
00:26:50,980 --> 00:26:52,650
Is that summat to do wi' you?

533
00:26:52,660 --> 00:26:56,540
Are you? Well, well, well.

534
00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:59,570
Well, well, well. What do you want?

535
00:26:59,580 --> 00:27:02,220
Him. I know he's here.

536
00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:11,530
You bastard!

537
00:27:11,540 --> 00:27:12,730
Sorry? Hang on, what?

538
00:27:12,740 --> 00:27:14,890
What's this? This was my idea.

539
00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:16,010
What was?

540
00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:18,010
To write a novel about two old
people in love!

541
00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:20,690
It was not! We discussed it,
certainly, but it was me who...

542
00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:22,770
And I said,
"That'd make a great story!"

543
00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:25,050
It must've been obvious to you
what my intention was.

544
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,170
Well, I could say that!

545
00:27:26,180 --> 00:27:29,250
I could say it must've been
obvious to you what my intention was

546
00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:31,730
when I said,
"That'd make a great story"

547
00:27:31,740 --> 00:27:32,930
No.

548
00:27:32,940 --> 00:27:36,810
You were talking about it as a thing
that had happened, was happening,

549
00:27:36,820 --> 00:27:39,290
and I was the one saying,
"That'd make a great novel".

550
00:27:39,300 --> 00:27:42,570
That's really not...
You're a plagiarist.

551
00:27:42,580 --> 00:27:45,970
No. You've even copied ideas
I talked about!

552
00:27:45,980 --> 00:27:49,090
Writing it from
Bathsheba Everdene's point of view.

553
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:52,330
That was, that was, that was
entirely my idea.

554
00:27:52,340 --> 00:27:55,490
No. I put the idea in your head.

555
00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:57,570
This is a fantasy,
you've misremembered.

556
00:27:57,580 --> 00:27:59,090
No.
You'd probably had a drink.

557
00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:00,410
You'd definitely had a drink!

558
00:28:00,420 --> 00:28:02,250
Judith. It's my story.
This is my family!

559
00:28:02,260 --> 00:28:03,810
You don't even know these people!

560
00:28:03,820 --> 00:28:06,330
So bloody what? Shakespeare didn't
know Richard III!

561
00:28:06,340 --> 00:28:08,490
It didn't stop him
writing a shitty play about him!

562
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:10,650
I would not steal someone
else's idea.

563
00:28:10,660 --> 00:28:14,090
Let me explain to you the difference
between observing something

564
00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:17,010
and making the decision
to write about it.

565
00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:19,010
I understand what you're saying...

566
00:28:19,020 --> 00:28:20,850
Why don't you both calm down?

567
00:28:20,860 --> 00:28:24,450
There's a baby trying to sleep here.
This is Robbie.

568
00:28:24,460 --> 00:28:27,650
Is it? God.

569
00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:32,020
Wow! What a fascinating menage.

570
00:28:33,860 --> 00:28:35,810
What's that supposed to mean?

571
00:28:35,820 --> 00:28:40,370
They've slept together. These two.
Well, I'm saying that.

572
00:28:40,380 --> 00:28:43,410
I've only got his word for it,
so obviously it may be just another

573
00:28:43,420 --> 00:28:46,610
of his little
wish-fulfilment fantasies.

574
00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:48,530
Who knows? Sorry.

575
00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:50,850
That's, that's just not true.

576
00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:53,610
Really? So you made that up too?

577
00:28:53,620 --> 00:28:55,210
How dare you.

578
00:28:55,220 --> 00:28:56,730
No. No.
I didn't make anything up.

579
00:28:56,740 --> 00:28:59,650
You told her that I'd slept with
you? No! I didn't. She's lying!

580
00:28:59,660 --> 00:29:01,810
I'm not lying,
that's what he told me.

581
00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:04,130
You may have got the wrong
end of the stick...then.

582
00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:08,370
So you made that up just like you're
saying this tripe was your idea

583
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:09,820
when it wasn't!

584
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:16,050
Have you slept together?
No.

585
00:29:16,060 --> 00:29:17,530
What did he tell you?

586
00:29:17,540 --> 00:29:19,810
Nothing! I didn't tell her anything.

587
00:29:19,820 --> 00:29:22,650
Describe to me
the language he used.

588
00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:24,130
Language?

589
00:29:24,140 --> 00:29:27,850
Well...he was here, obviously.

590
00:29:27,860 --> 00:29:31,130
Drunk. Upset. Angry,

591
00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:33,930
cos he'd just found out that
Caroline'd been shopping

592
00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:36,890
round the corner, and...

593
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:41,090
Celia was here. She was upset too.
cos he was mouthing off.

594
00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:46,170
And Alan. And you were here.
And it was Caroline's birthday!

595
00:29:46,180 --> 00:29:49,900
I'd cut an artery open
with a broken bottle.

596
00:29:51,780 --> 00:29:56,010
It was your birthday too.
They have the same birthday.

597
00:29:56,020 --> 00:30:00,130
Well, it was that night
he claimed it happened.

598
00:30:00,140 --> 00:30:03,730
Although he said he was
so pissed the next day

599
00:30:03,740 --> 00:30:05,970
he barely remember
what happened.

600
00:30:05,980 --> 00:30:10,220
And like I say,
he's probably making it up.

601
00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:13,010
She's making it up.

602
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:15,250
How can she be making it up?
She wasn't here.

603
00:30:15,260 --> 00:30:17,980
Yes, but we didn't,
we didn't...

604
00:30:23,260 --> 00:30:24,770
All right! We did.

605
00:30:24,780 --> 00:30:27,330
We did, and so what?

606
00:30:27,340 --> 00:30:30,770
You're clearly no good for her,
so why don't you just clear off?

607
00:30:30,780 --> 00:30:32,130
Huh?

608
00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:35,610
You've made her life
a living hell in the past,

609
00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:39,290
trying to get her arrested when she
was at her most vulnerable.

610
00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:40,970
Yes! I know all about it!

611
00:30:40,980 --> 00:30:44,530
And now you prey on her because
you know how generous and good

612
00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:47,210
and kind-hearted she is
Prey on her?

613
00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:51,570
Yeah, well, get lost! She doesn't
need you, she doesn't want you.

614
00:30:51,580 --> 00:30:53,450
She rang me to come over and help

615
00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:56,010
because she was at the end
of her tether with everything.

616
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,650
With all of you,
and especially with you.

617
00:30:58,660 --> 00:31:00,300
Is this true?

618
00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:06,770
Some of it.

619
00:31:06,780 --> 00:31:09,130
Partially.

620
00:31:09,140 --> 00:31:10,890
After yesterday.

621
00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:12,580
The sleeping with bit?

622
00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:31,260
Shit. Shit! Oh, shit.

623
00:31:36,340 --> 00:31:40,100
MUSIC: "Stuck In The Middle With You"
by Stealer's Wheel

624
00:31:44,220 --> 00:31:46,930
What the hell's going on?

625
00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:50,050
Granny, get your gun!
He's doused me in petrol

626
00:31:50,060 --> 00:31:53,650
and he's cut my ear clean off and
now he's going to set alight to me!

627
00:31:53,660 --> 00:31:58,610
What's all this sticky, mucky mess?
Ahh! You shot me, Granny.

628
00:31:58,620 --> 00:32:01,740
Don't you Granny me,
you monkey! Just look at this mess!

629
00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:04,530
Are you drunk?

630
00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:06,290
Why's there two of you, Granny?

631
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:10,690
What've you been drinking?
How much've you had?

632
00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:13,090
It is not funny!

633
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:17,010
Celia? It's William.
He's in outpatients.

634
00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:19,730
Outpatients?

635
00:32:19,740 --> 00:32:23,610
Hilarious! He spent
four days in intensive care!

636
00:32:23,620 --> 00:32:25,770
That is so not hilarious!

637
00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:31,970
Listen, gosh, we should
talk about the baby, the baby plan.

638
00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:36,490
I just need to find the bathroom,
and then you can tell me

639
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,530
more about what you have in mind.

640
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,180
Shan't be a tick.

641
00:32:47,420 --> 00:32:50,210
Well, I don't think I've ever met
anyone who's quite so fond

642
00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:51,780
of the sound of their own voice.

643
00:32:53,860 --> 00:32:56,530
Right, well, I'm going to bed.

644
00:32:56,540 --> 00:33:02,010
Because I can't stand any more of
this bloke's self-obsessed drivel.

645
00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:03,460
OK.

646
00:33:04,660 --> 00:33:07,820
I'm sure neither of you'll mind
whether I'm here or not.

647
00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:13,970
Thought not. Good night then.

648
00:33:13,980 --> 00:33:16,140
Good night.

649
00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:31,770
I'm sorry we've been so long.

650
00:33:31,780 --> 00:33:35,010
We had to wait at the police
station to report it.

651
00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:37,490
What happened?
Just these two idiots.

652
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:40,020
Yeah. You sit down there.

653
00:33:42,460 --> 00:33:45,340
I'll make us all a nice cup of tea.

654
00:33:48,380 --> 00:33:49,970
Where's Starsky and Hutch?

655
00:33:49,980 --> 00:33:52,290
In bed. Fast asleep.

656
00:33:52,300 --> 00:33:54,570
I started trying to tidy t'kitchen,

657
00:33:54,580 --> 00:33:57,060
but I really didn't know where
things went.

658
00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:01,420
How are you feeling, lad?

659
00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:09,220
I left work. I walked out.

660
00:34:10,740 --> 00:34:13,020
Because I couldn't stand
it any more.

661
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:17,850
I get talked to like crap
by the chef and one of the waiters,

662
00:34:17,860 --> 00:34:22,210
they're both jerks, they both think
they're special, and the truth is

663
00:34:22,220 --> 00:34:26,290
they haven't got one brain cell
to rub together between 'em.

664
00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:30,260
So I walked out.
I didn't want to come home.

665
00:34:33,020 --> 00:34:35,730
So I went into town.

666
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,610
I was going to go to this club

667
00:34:37,620 --> 00:34:40,250
where some of 'em from school go.

668
00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:43,020
There's this girl I like.

669
00:34:44,660 --> 00:34:47,330
Grace, she goes there.

670
00:34:47,340 --> 00:34:51,220
So I was getting some money
out of the cash point...

671
00:34:53,940 --> 00:34:57,530
..and there's two of them and this
lad goes,

672
00:34:57,540 --> 00:34:58,970
"Lend us 50p."

673
00:34:58,980 --> 00:35:01,410
And I was stupid,

674
00:35:01,420 --> 00:35:04,170
I took my wallet out

675
00:35:04,180 --> 00:35:06,770
and they smacked me in the head,
they got me on the floor,

676
00:35:06,780 --> 00:35:08,650
and they kicked me...

677
00:35:08,660 --> 00:35:13,700
where they shouldn't,
then they went through my pockets.

678
00:35:15,820 --> 00:35:17,340
I...

679
00:35:19,580 --> 00:35:25,610
I couldn't move I was in so much
pain and I couldn't stop them...

680
00:35:25,620 --> 00:35:31,610
And they were laughing, and calling
me stupid.

681
00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:34,210
Calling me names.

682
00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:36,330
Could you remember what
they looked like

683
00:35:36,340 --> 00:35:39,130
when you spoke to the police?

684
00:35:39,140 --> 00:35:40,530
Yeah.

685
00:35:40,540 --> 00:35:42,260
Good.

686
00:35:43,780 --> 00:35:47,210
Me mum'll go mad, she'll go,

687
00:35:47,220 --> 00:35:50,610
"Trust you not to be able
to hold down a job".

688
00:35:50,620 --> 00:35:52,970
Well, I don't know
your mum as well as you do,

689
00:35:52,980 --> 00:35:55,660
but I can't imagine she will.

690
00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:03,090
I couldn't stand it.
They made me feel like a freak.

691
00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:07,250
Like I was the odd one out.
I always feel like the odd one out.

692
00:36:07,260 --> 00:36:08,540
You won't.

693
00:36:10,100 --> 00:36:12,890
First time I met you,
I remember thinking,

694
00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:15,970
"What a smashing young fella".

695
00:36:15,980 --> 00:36:17,730
Up at farm.

696
00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:20,090
Me and Celia's
little engagement party.

697
00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:23,340
You shook my hand, and I thought,
"What a fine young man".

698
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:28,090
I'll tell you something I've
learned over the years,

699
00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:33,060
and it's taken me a long time, but
I've just about got it sussed now.

700
00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:38,130
Life's all about confidence.

701
00:36:38,140 --> 00:36:41,690
And the only way you gain confidence
is by putting yourself

702
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:45,290
into situations where you do feel
a little bit out of your depth.

703
00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:47,890
Like you did, with this job.

704
00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:51,370
Where you do feel uncomfortable,
where you do have to deal

705
00:36:51,380 --> 00:36:54,500
with people who you might not
naturally be drawn to.

706
00:36:55,580 --> 00:37:00,850
And I really admire you
for doing that. For trying.

707
00:37:00,860 --> 00:37:04,730
And the thing to do next,
is to dust yourself down

708
00:37:04,740 --> 00:37:08,130
and get right back in there
and try something else.

709
00:37:08,140 --> 00:37:09,770
cos you can only get stronger.

710
00:37:09,780 --> 00:37:13,660
And you might feel like the odd one
out now, but you won't.

711
00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:17,020
You're going places. They aren't.

712
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:23,580
I only wish our Raff were going
places with you.

713
00:37:36,860 --> 00:37:38,220
I got your text.

714
00:37:39,420 --> 00:37:42,620
Are you joining me?
Or are you waiting for Greg?

715
00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:54,930
What time's he leaving?

716
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:56,850
I don't know.

717
00:37:56,860 --> 00:37:59,650
I came back downstairs last night
to try and find you,

718
00:37:59,660 --> 00:38:01,730
but you weren't here.

719
00:38:01,740 --> 00:38:03,610
You weren't in here,
you weren't in the bar

720
00:38:03,620 --> 00:38:05,130
and you weren't in your bedroom.

721
00:38:05,140 --> 00:38:07,650
I knocked. Twice.

722
00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:10,170
I went back half an hour later.

723
00:38:10,180 --> 00:38:14,250
He invited me up to his room.
For a nightcap.

724
00:38:14,260 --> 00:38:16,730
Oh, you've made a start?

725
00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:19,300
No. We just talked.

726
00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:30,770
All right. Look. I'm sorry,
I am sorry. I was a coward.

727
00:38:30,780 --> 00:38:32,970
I won't be again.
But I do have to say, for me,

728
00:38:32,980 --> 00:38:36,300
if we are going to be parents,
this bloke is the wrong person.

729
00:38:37,620 --> 00:38:39,650
He's perfect from my point of view.

730
00:38:39,660 --> 00:38:42,260
I couldn't go through with it,
not with him. He's...

731
00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:45,650
He's a jerk.

732
00:38:45,660 --> 00:38:48,250
He's one of my oldest friends.

733
00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:51,300
Whatever impression you got last
night, he is not a jerk.

734
00:39:03,660 --> 00:39:06,210
I think I'm going to have to give
up on the idea

735
00:39:06,220 --> 00:39:07,890
of buying John out of the house.

736
00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:10,980
I think it's unrealistic.

737
00:39:12,740 --> 00:39:15,050
It'd just be a burden.

738
00:39:15,060 --> 00:39:16,850
Right.

739
00:39:16,860 --> 00:39:19,170
Would you like any tea or coffee?

740
00:39:19,180 --> 00:39:22,220
Neither, yet, thanks.
I'm waiting for someone else.

741
00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:26,610
I want to get pregnant,
I want to have a child,

742
00:39:26,620 --> 00:39:27,970
I want to get on with it.

743
00:39:27,980 --> 00:39:30,370
Yeah, all right, fine. But...

744
00:39:30,380 --> 00:39:34,580
I don't need your blessing.
Not any more. Not after yesterday.

745
00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:37,570
And what you just said,
about the house.

746
00:39:37,580 --> 00:39:39,730
You were doing it for all
the wrong reasons anyway.

747
00:39:39,740 --> 00:39:42,490
You don't want what's best for me,
you never did. That's not true.

748
00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:44,250
You want what's best for you
all the time.

749
00:39:44,260 --> 00:39:46,610
I worry about how upset you'd be
if it doesn't happen...

750
00:39:46,620 --> 00:39:48,930
And I don't think you'll change,
Caroline, you're...

751
00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:50,930
..or if you got pregnant
and then lost it again.

752
00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:54,770
You're too old to change.
I think it'll always be about you.

753
00:39:54,780 --> 00:39:56,410
That's not true.

754
00:39:56,420 --> 00:39:58,940
Don't worry about my bill.
I'll pay for myself.

755
00:40:02,460 --> 00:40:04,450
Are you dumping me?

756
00:40:04,460 --> 00:40:07,940
No. I don't think so.

757
00:40:10,780 --> 00:40:13,660
I don't think anything ever
really started. Did it?

758
00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:18,020
A couple of embarrassed fumbles.

759
00:40:20,980 --> 00:40:23,620
It's just been a bit of an odd
mess really, hasn't it?

760
00:40:25,260 --> 00:40:29,980
Which is a shame. Because I would've
done absolutely anything for you.

761
00:40:36,380 --> 00:40:39,090
We didn't do anything last night
but that is still the plan.

762
00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:41,650
We're both going to stay
here tonight.

763
00:40:41,660 --> 00:40:43,050
No, look. This was meant to be...

764
00:40:43,060 --> 00:40:44,890
Oh, I know what it was meant
to be, Caroline.

765
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:47,420
It was meant to be you and me.
It was meant to be my birthday.

766
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,490
I was so happy when we got here.

767
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:52,810
Yesterday.

768
00:40:52,820 --> 00:40:55,370
But you blew it.

769
00:40:55,380 --> 00:40:59,010
You blew it before Greg even turned
up, so don't blame him.

770
00:40:59,020 --> 00:41:01,450
This is hard for me.

771
00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:06,530
Yeah, well grow up.
You think it's easy for anyone?

772
00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:10,220
Only don't bother, don't grow up.
Not on my account.

773
00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:03,250
I made some coffee.

774
00:42:03,260 --> 00:42:07,570
Well done. Where's your girlfriend?
Her car's still outside.

775
00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:10,890
She's not my girlfriend.
Yeah, where is she?

776
00:42:10,900 --> 00:42:14,490
I've got no idea. There's somebody
crashed out in my bed.

777
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:17,130
She polished off them other two
bottles of wine you bought

778
00:42:17,140 --> 00:42:19,730
in less time than it takes me to
bend over and tie one shoe lace,

779
00:42:19,740 --> 00:42:21,770
and my emergency supply
of medicinal brandy

780
00:42:21,780 --> 00:42:24,730
seems to have disappeared
as if by magic as well.

781
00:42:24,740 --> 00:42:26,970
She really is the real McCoy.
I'm afraid.

782
00:42:26,980 --> 00:42:30,330
She doesn't just languish
in the amateur division

783
00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:33,650
like you and me, you mean? I haven't
a bloody clue whose that car is.

784
00:42:33,660 --> 00:42:38,330
She's probably nicked it. You all
right, darling? How was your night?

785
00:42:38,340 --> 00:42:39,820
Nice.

786
00:42:41,820 --> 00:42:44,460
They're taking it steady.
I heard.

787
00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:49,170
Shit, what've you done to your face?

788
00:42:49,180 --> 00:42:51,770
Your Uncle Robbie's fallen
out wi' me again.

789
00:42:51,780 --> 00:42:53,330
Why?

790
00:42:53,340 --> 00:42:59,130
He... Well, he's got wrong end
o' t'stick. Yet again, so...

791
00:42:59,140 --> 00:43:00,380
What about this time?

792
00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:05,740
It's all too ridiculous.

793
00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:08,650
Did he do that?

794
00:43:08,660 --> 00:43:10,940
PHONE RINGS

795
00:43:12,420 --> 00:43:14,410
What fresh hell is this?

796
00:43:14,420 --> 00:43:15,580
Hello.

797
00:43:17,180 --> 00:43:21,060
Harry! No, he's in Harrogate.

798
00:43:29,300 --> 00:43:30,780
Oh, no...

799
00:43:32,460 --> 00:43:36,490
You sure you don't want any bacon
and eggs, boys?

800
00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:39,050
Sausages, black pudding,
fried bread.

801
00:43:39,060 --> 00:43:40,330
Cooked in lard!

802
00:43:40,340 --> 00:43:42,170
Aye, with custard on top!

803
00:43:42,180 --> 00:43:43,330
Shut up.

804
00:43:43,340 --> 00:43:45,610
You shouldn't have cleaned
the kitchen, Gran.

805
00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:47,610
You should've left it
and made them do it.

806
00:43:47,620 --> 00:43:50,090
Well, I was tempted.

807
00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:51,930
Idiots.
Shut up, Beano Boy.

808
00:43:51,940 --> 00:43:55,060
PHONE RINGS
That's you.

809
00:43:57,540 --> 00:43:59,610
Hello?

810
00:43:59,620 --> 00:44:04,450
Dad? It's me. Gillian.
Listen. I'm sorry.

811
00:44:04,460 --> 00:44:08,890
I'm sorry I spoke to Celia
like I did. Can I...?

812
00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:11,290
Can I talk to her?

813
00:44:11,300 --> 00:44:13,700
It's our Gillian.
She wants to say sorry.

814
00:44:16,660 --> 00:44:18,090
Hello?

815
00:44:18,100 --> 00:44:20,810
Celia. Listen. I'm sorry.

816
00:44:20,820 --> 00:44:24,530
You didn't know I knew Robbie then,
and I overreacted.

817
00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:26,450
And I'm sorry.

818
00:44:26,460 --> 00:44:30,610
Well, that's all right, love, I...

819
00:44:30,620 --> 00:44:32,930
Is me dad all right?
Yeah, he's fine, love.

820
00:44:32,940 --> 00:44:36,010
OK. Look. Something's happened.

821
00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:38,930
I need you to tell him something.

822
00:44:38,940 --> 00:44:40,740
And he might be upset.

823
00:44:42,220 --> 00:44:45,730
I'd tell him myself, but it might be
best coming from you.

824
00:44:45,740 --> 00:44:49,210
Cos you're with him.

825
00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:51,810
And he loves you.

826
00:44:51,820 --> 00:44:53,930
What time are you supposed
to be there?

827
00:44:53,940 --> 00:44:57,010
9:30.
That's going to look good, isn't it?

828
00:44:57,020 --> 00:44:59,490
The head teacher's son
and his stupid friend,

829
00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:01,170
the two plonkers that don't turn up.

830
00:45:01,180 --> 00:45:04,250
Right, upstairs, pair of you, come
on, get changed, I'll drive you in.

831
00:45:04,260 --> 00:45:05,930
Yes, love. I will.

832
00:45:05,940 --> 00:45:07,620
Ta-ta.

833
00:45:09,220 --> 00:45:11,700
They're supposed to
be at a rugby match.

834
00:45:13,700 --> 00:45:15,580
Has summat happened?

835
00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:23,980
Sit down.

836
00:45:32,940 --> 00:45:35,460
Maurice is dead.

837
00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:44,090
A neighbour found him at the bottom
of his stairs just this morning.

838
00:45:44,100 --> 00:45:46,020
They think a stroke.

839
00:45:49,100 --> 00:45:51,180
Are you all right?

840
00:45:53,180 --> 00:45:56,420
He'd have known nothing about it
if it was a stroke.

841
00:46:03,380 --> 00:46:05,380
Shall I make some fresh tea?

842
00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:08,780
In a minute.

843
00:46:10,580 --> 00:46:13,050
A bit of sugar in it.

844
00:46:13,060 --> 00:46:14,620
Aye.

845
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:20,140
I am sorry.

846
00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:29,140
Aye. Aye.

847
00:46:42,380 --> 00:46:45,330
He were a nice man.

848
00:46:45,340 --> 00:46:49,850
Kind.
Do anything for anybody.

849
00:46:49,860 --> 00:46:51,540
Yeah.

850
00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:59,740
I've known him all my life. He's
always been there. Uncle Maurice.

851
00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:04,490
Me dad's known him
since they were tiny.

852
00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:07,250
They were in infants
together at t'Board Knackers.

853
00:47:07,260 --> 00:47:09,490
Sorry?

854
00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:12,690
There was the National School
and The Board School.

855
00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:15,530
Not boarding school, just...
No.

856
00:47:15,540 --> 00:47:17,610
The Board School.

857
00:47:17,620 --> 00:47:22,210
So you were either a Nashbog,
or a Board Knacker.

858
00:47:22,220 --> 00:47:28,020
Me dad and Maurice were
Board Knackers. Celia was a Nashbog.

859
00:47:30,340 --> 00:47:32,010
But Maurice and me dad...

860
00:47:32,020 --> 00:47:33,300
Aww.

861
00:47:35,420 --> 00:47:39,210
In their little shorts.
During t'war.

862
00:47:39,220 --> 00:47:40,940
Aww.

863
00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:46,940
Bless him, Maurice.

864
00:47:50,580 --> 00:47:54,490
I better ring back,
see if me dad's all right.

865
00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:55,540
Yeah.

866
00:47:56,820 --> 00:47:57,970
Damn.

867
00:47:57,980 --> 00:47:59,620
What?

868
00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:07,340
Death. Dying. It's a bitch.

869
00:48:13,620 --> 00:48:15,980
Fancy, him going before me.

870
00:48:20,380 --> 00:48:22,860
He were right as rain last
time I saw him.

871
00:48:26,620 --> 00:48:29,260
Who'd have thought?

872
00:48:33,420 --> 00:48:35,180
Who would've thought?

873
00:49:12,780 --> 00:49:16,220
Ironic thing is,
we've had a bit of good news since.

874
00:49:17,260 --> 00:49:19,330
You know that bungalow
we went to see?

875
00:49:19,340 --> 00:49:21,340
When I said we were just looking?

876
00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:24,980
Well, we put in an offer.

877
00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:29,130
And the estate agent rang
just before lunch to say

878
00:49:29,140 --> 00:49:31,740
the people selling it've said yes.

879
00:49:33,340 --> 00:49:37,010
Right. Gosh.

880
00:49:37,020 --> 00:49:41,090
Well, that's...

881
00:49:41,100 --> 00:49:45,970
I know you wanted us to put
money in here, but realistically...

882
00:49:45,980 --> 00:49:47,090
No, it's fine, I don't.

883
00:49:47,100 --> 00:49:50,500
It's... I should never have asked,
it was...

884
00:49:52,020 --> 00:49:56,010
I just didn't want to face up
to it, Mum,

885
00:49:56,020 --> 00:50:01,930
but I have to. I'm going
to have to let it go.

886
00:50:01,940 --> 00:50:04,050
What about Kate putting money in?

887
00:50:04,060 --> 00:50:07,530
Is that not...?
No, that's...

888
00:50:07,540 --> 00:50:10,330
I've blown it.
How?

889
00:50:10,340 --> 00:50:13,780
I'm just no...good at things.

890
00:50:15,460 --> 00:50:17,180
Sometimes.

891
00:50:27,020 --> 00:50:30,410
Maurice were a kind, good man,

892
00:50:30,420 --> 00:50:34,380
in his private life, and in his
public life as a local councillor.

893
00:50:37,180 --> 00:50:42,450
For over 30 years
he served the people of Ripponden.

894
00:50:42,460 --> 00:50:47,250
And he always did it
with enthusiasm,

895
00:50:47,260 --> 00:50:51,820
integrity and a good heart.

896
00:50:54,180 --> 00:50:56,450
He always had time for people.

897
00:50:56,460 --> 00:51:00,180
Anyone and everyone, young and old.

898
00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:06,810
My only regret with Maurice,
on a personal note,

899
00:51:06,820 --> 00:51:11,290
is I didn't ask him
to be my best man

900
00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:13,980
when Celia and I got married.

901
00:51:15,980 --> 00:51:20,570
I couldn't choose between him
and Harry,

902
00:51:20,580 --> 00:51:24,180
and I still don't know that
I could choose between 'em even now.

903
00:51:27,020 --> 00:51:29,540
Even if I still had t'choice.

904
00:51:31,860 --> 00:51:34,020
But the point is...

905
00:51:36,060 --> 00:51:40,460
I don't have t'choice.
And for that, I'm sorry.

906
00:51:44,140 --> 00:51:47,020
So very deeply sorry.

907
00:51:50,940 --> 00:51:56,940
Bless you, Maurice,
you were one of life's treasures.

908
00:52:29,860 --> 00:52:33,210
It's been a week.
Did... did... Did you...?

909
00:52:33,220 --> 00:52:35,850
Yes. We did.

910
00:52:35,860 --> 00:52:37,900
Wow.

911
00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:40,490
Well.

912
00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:42,810
Mm. So...

913
00:52:42,820 --> 00:52:47,730
I've finished what I came into this
room to do, and so now...

914
00:52:47,740 --> 00:52:49,580
I'm leaving it.

915
00:52:51,260 --> 00:52:52,940
Right.

916
00:53:01,780 --> 00:53:04,540
What were John doing at our house?

917
00:53:06,380 --> 00:53:10,530
He still fancies me.
Nothing happened.

918
00:53:10,540 --> 00:53:13,250
I heard what he had to say,
weighed things up,

919
00:53:13,260 --> 00:53:15,930
and then I sent him packing.

920
00:53:15,940 --> 00:53:17,930
Did Judith turn up?

921
00:53:17,940 --> 00:53:19,690
She did! Yes.

922
00:53:19,700 --> 00:53:22,250
What was all that about?

923
00:53:22,260 --> 00:53:25,370
They're both reckoning to write
a novel. About you two.

924
00:53:25,380 --> 00:53:27,650
I know.
She reckoned it was her idea,

925
00:53:27,660 --> 00:53:29,170
he reckoned it was his.

926
00:53:29,180 --> 00:53:32,050
I was always under
the impression it was our idea.

927
00:53:32,060 --> 00:53:34,420
Dozy buggers.

928
00:53:37,660 --> 00:53:39,970
Y'all right, 'Arry lad?

929
00:53:39,980 --> 00:53:45,740
Eh? Oh, aye, yeah. Just...you know.

930
00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:55,650
I'm wondering
if we should get married again.

931
00:53:55,660 --> 00:54:00,410
Properly. Proper big do,
no expense spared. Invite everybody.

932
00:54:00,420 --> 00:54:02,620
Everybody we've ever heard of.

933
00:54:03,940 --> 00:54:06,770
Would you like to be my best man?
Harry? If we did?

934
00:54:06,780 --> 00:54:08,940
I don't know. It might feel a bit...

935
00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:12,010
Not right now.

936
00:54:12,020 --> 00:54:14,850
Shuddup, y'nitwit! Say yes!

937
00:54:14,860 --> 00:54:17,530
Oh, assuming I'm invited.

938
00:54:17,540 --> 00:54:22,250
I assume I come under the umbrella
of "everybody you've ever heard of".

939
00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:24,890
I'll do it, Grandad.
I'll be yer best man.

940
00:54:24,900 --> 00:54:28,210
Ey, bugger off, you!
If anybody's doing it, it'll be me.

941
00:54:28,220 --> 00:54:31,930
In honour of Maurice.

942
00:54:31,940 --> 00:54:33,980
Maurice.

943
00:54:36,140 --> 00:54:39,490
Well, what do you reckon?
Will you marry me?

944
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:42,130
Again?

945
00:54:42,140 --> 00:54:44,980
Oh, go on, then!

946
00:54:46,660 --> 00:54:47,890
Yay!

947
00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:49,250
Yes!

948
00:54:49,260 --> 00:54:50,540
Get a room!

949
00:54:54,980 --> 00:54:56,450
Can I go and live with my dad?

950
00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:58,290
I really don't think
that's a good idea.

951
00:54:58,300 --> 00:55:00,130
Robbie's got this new girlfriend.

952
00:55:00,140 --> 00:55:02,210
Hello. I'm Cheryl. How'd you do?

953
00:55:02,220 --> 00:55:03,930
She's moving in with him apparently.

954
00:55:03,940 --> 00:55:05,450
How are the wedding plans going?

955
00:55:05,460 --> 00:55:07,570
He's gone and invited Ted,
his brother.

956
00:55:07,580 --> 00:55:09,650
It's her sister.
Has Celia got a sister?

957
00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:11,250
Alan Buttershaw!
Be honest.

958
00:55:11,260 --> 00:55:13,410
You haven't actually
sold your house?

959
00:55:13,420 --> 00:55:14,450
That's t'plan.

960
00:55:14,460 --> 00:55:16,450
I've offered to organise
the wedding for them

961
00:55:16,460 --> 00:55:17,570
and I said you'd help me.

962
00:55:17,580 --> 00:55:20,290
Mum. Dad went out.
Can you come and get me?

963
00:55:20,300 --> 00:55:23,610
I am so deep in the doghouse it
won't ever be worth trying
to get out.

964
00:55:23,620 --> 00:55:25,490
Lawrence?! Where is Lawrence?

965
00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:26,890
I never told anyone this.

966
00:55:26,900 --> 00:55:28,970
Don't tell me something
you're going to regret.

967
00:55:28,980 --> 00:55:30,900
I want to tell you.
OK...